ballad of the sad cafe

When someone tells me the party starts at nine

you never want to be one of the first ones there.

When a guy tries to get in your pants by telling you he’s interested in more than just hooking up

I’m just like:

When my friends & I are out and we see the group of girls we hate

If we’re sober:

If we’re drunk:

The first time I lived on my own

i think i did alright… yeah? no? no…

Fighting with my mom

When someone tries to talk to me while I'm napping

When I’m having a bad day, and someone gives me a compliment

I’m just like,